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- Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
- Me: *staring at the picture*
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- Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
