May 2013
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
pizza-feels:
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
...
pizza:
i take back all those times i didn’t wanna have a nap when i was younger
Sometimes, you find it hard to tell someone about...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
andylikespasta:
i’m such a jealous little shit but i’ll never say a word about it
vxor:
do u ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you
I know
When My Friends Come Over And My Mom Tries To Be...
sodamnrelatable:
Friends:
Me: